Bear Rating System

What is Bear Rating System?


1.

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.

- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.

- A Pandabear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.

- A Polar Bearis a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.

- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"

- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.

- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda

Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system

-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

See panda, koala, grizzly, bear, girl, swiffer

2.

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.

- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.

- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.

- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.

- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"

- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.

- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda

Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system

-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

See tour, panda, grizzly, bear, koala, swiffer


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