Beard Club

What is Beard Club?


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A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:

Rule #1

Be Late.

Rule #2.

The ratio is 18:72

Rule #3

No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4

Rule #4

Fake beards do not count.

Rule #5

The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)

Rule #5

Must be an apolitical group

Rule #6

We got Rules!

Rule #7

Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)

Rule #8

Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")

Rule #9

Possess mysterious powers

Rule #10

No shop or sports talk.

Addendums and additions welcomed.

W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"

M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."

See beards, foot race, noodlin, yachting


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