What is Bearded Meat Muncher?
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A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.
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Tiredness felt after a meal commonly due to the consumption of hard to digest substances
I don't want to eat too much or I'll..
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An unassisted pantgasm.
"She took her top off and I just had a trouser blast. I knew I should've jerked off before I went out..
