What is Bearded Meat Muncher?
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A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.
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the act of obtaining all available condiments of a fastfood chain, usually KFC gravy, in an attempt to have an opportunity to flirt with..