Bearded Sloss

What is Bearded Sloss?


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The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."

"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

See bearded taco, twat, poon, bearded clam, beaver


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