Beards

What is Beards?


1.

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

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2.

A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.

What the beards are you talking about?

What the hell are you talking about?

Thats rather beardly

Thats rather unfortunate

Stop being a beard

Stop being a nob

3.

exclamation of surprise

beards! my cunny has fallen off


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