What is Beardtoucher?
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A chick (or a dude) that really digs guys with full bushy beards.
From the 1970s movie "Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore" when Ellyn Burstyn, in a tender moment, asks Kris Kristofferson if she can "touch his beard".
Man, that Ellyn sure is a beardtoucher.
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