What is Bearsden?
1.
Glasgow's answer to Hollywood.
"Where ya from big chap?"
"Bearsden."
"Ooooh pish pash."
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2.
A quaint Glasgow suburb which does in fact have several confirmed cases of the AIDs virus.
'Dear lord, I've just found out that my neighbour has been struck down with AIDs. Poor chap, I'm sure he'll have caught it from someone else in the G61 postcode, there seem to be a few cases around these parts'.
'Deary me, best avoid unprotected sex with anyone from Bearsden in that case!'
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