Beast Machines

What is Beast Machines?


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A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*

Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

See beast machines, transformers, cartoon, optimus


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