What is Beat The Kids?
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1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.
2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion
No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.
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The act of going home to masturbate because you can't find any pussy.
So, you going home to beat the kids?
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when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating
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Gay partner. Same as bum chum, but in a longer term relationship.
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