Beat The Meet

What is Beat The Meet?


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To beat the meet.

Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.

Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.

A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.

"I'm going home to beat the meet."

See masturbate, jack off, masturbation, wanking, jerk off, spanking the monkey, whack off


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