What is Beat Up Torta?
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Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.
Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.
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