What is Beat Your Mouse?
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v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.
Johaneman don't beat your mouse.
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