Ugly Cassanova

What is Ugly Cassanova?

1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.

Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome

Edged

1. - adj 1. Someone who is socially and intellectually innovative, and unique; often someone who exists on a fine edge between being consid..

Bloody Asterisk

1. to have such a shit as to make ur ass bleed.* Oh man! I just had such a fuckin' dirty shit, check out my bloody asterisk. See man..

Oh Crabs

1. An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh..

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