Ugly Cassanova

What is Ugly Cassanova?

1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.

Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome

Elephant Mask

1. Where a man puts his sweaty nutsack on an individuals forehead and lets his johnson swing across the persons nose like an elephant'..

Zitopustatic Bulge

1. The largest blemish that you have ever seen on in your life. that thing on your face is not just any zit it is a zitopustatic bulge. S..

Darlin' Bitch

1. a pick up line used to pick up fine ladies ( usually ineffective) darlin' bitch! I wanna take you out for a nice sea food dinner ..

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