Ugly Cassanova

What is Ugly Cassanova?


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1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.

Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome


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