Ufti

What is Ufti?

1.

Chaldean word for some one thats a joke that always gets made fun of and no one likes a loser

Haha that guy just bought a new vw beetle watta ufti

See loser, joke, dork

2.

Acronym for Unexpected (or Unintentional) Farting Throughout Intercourse. Used as an interjection, generally interchangeably with "fuck!", but while "fuck!" can be used in any situation from a mild annoyance to a life-shattering catastrophe, the grim image of letting a stream of stinkbombs loose whilst banging the girl of your dreams should be reserved for the latter.

"Great, of course I have a heart attack when I'm hours from the nearest hospital. UFTI!"

"My nose! Now I'll never be a teen model! UFTI!!!"

See damn, dang, crap, ufia, seemo
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