Beating The Eggs

What is Beating The Eggs?

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

See beat the meat, jack off, jacking off, masturbation

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