Beating The Eggs

What is Beating The Eggs?

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

See beat the meat, jack off, jacking off, masturbation

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Shiggadale

1. (adv.; origin: E-40 terminology)Short for "Fo' shiggadale", meaning defintely, absolutely, yes, okay, i see, etc. "..

On The School Bus

1. trying to have sex with a minor Isn't there a hilarious story about some dude out of Phish being on the school bus? See pedophili..

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