Beating Up The Turtle Head

What is Beating Up The Turtle Head?

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When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

See floggin the dolphin, pulling the goalie, boxing the clown, waxing the dolphin

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