Beatoned

What is Beatoned?

To get so drunk that you pass out and miss the party being held in your house, while your friends party on.

Guy 1: Have you seen Richard?

Guy 2: He's Beatoned!

Guy 1: Woohoo!

See drunk, wasted, party, house, beer

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