What is Beckham Uk Only?
1.
The "Anna Kournikova" of Soccer.
Man! teenage girls are bigger fans of Beckham than the people who actually follow the sport!
2.
a ponce that cries if accidents happen and he can't get an apology
football, the boss in a rage over a lost game kicks a loose football boot, this hits the said Beckham on the noggin, he cries and demands an apology or he walks (and takes his ball with him)
3.
Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid
Random Words:
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Slapping someone with a banana peel.
Brian failed his exam so he Tom Hammond the professor...
