Jersey Driver

What is Jersey Driver?


1.

Someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. Basically, someone that can actually drive.

Also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. A driver that will pass you in the no passing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to piss you off because you have non-New Jersey tags.

You say I'm a Jersey Driver like it's a bad thing.

See jersey, driving, rude, skilled, jersey shore

2.

basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they're driving, and know that the speed limits aren't really the law, they're only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what's on the sign).

whatever you do, DON'T piss off a jersey driver when you're on the road. you'll get the horn & the finger, they'll pass you and then go slower than you were just to piss you off. they'll also do that just because they can and they know that you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.

if you annoy a jersey driver when you're driving, they'll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.

See bergen county, new jersey, driving, skilled, intelligent

3.

very skilled at driving a car; know what stop means

Jersey drivers get beeped at in Philadelphia for stopping at the stop signs.

See driving, philadelphia, new jersey, smart, intelligent

4.

A person from NJ who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the US yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. Anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive Route 9 and not care.

After Robby graduated college in Iowa, he got a job in NJ. Upon moving there, his Iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that "they didn't service that market." When he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in Iowa for less coverage. His coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. They already knew the cost of being a Jersey Driver...

See jersey bump, jersey slide, jug handle, driving circle, garden state parkway, garden state

5.

Any person who cant drive for shit like the rest of the people from New Jersey

Get the fuck off the road you goddamn Jersey Driver

See jersey, drivers, jersey shore, dumb ass


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