Bed Count

What is Bed Count?


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The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for Fractional Sex experiences. Bed count is similar to Head Count, the number of times you've performed oral sex.

Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."

Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."

Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"

See fractional sex


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