What is Bed Count?
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The number of people you've had sex with. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a bed. One's bed count can be reduced by adjusting for
Claire: "I so wanna fuck that Kyle guy, but I'm already up to four guys. Five's too high for a bed count."
Janine: "Yeah, but if you only count the ones who really mattered, I'm sure you'd be down around 2 or 3, you know, fractional sex. You've had some shitty luck with the guys you've done."
Clarie: "You're right. I'm gonna go for it!"
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When stupid drunk AZN's fall off their bunk beds.
Blanket knuckle dimed after getting party boyed.
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when your A-Z-N roomate fa..
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Rural slang circa 1960 for performing fellatio. Always used in a derogatory sense.
"Hey, eat a bone, you dickhead."
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