Bed Karate

What is Bed Karate?

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

See sheets, bed, kicking, insomnia

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