Bed Karate

What is Bed Karate?

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

See sheets, bed, kicking, insomnia

Oft

1. oft is a shortened word for often i'm sittin sidewayz, oft in a daze, on a sunday nite i mite burn me some haze.....paul wall-sitt..

Jew Unit

1. Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers. Dude, don't get in ..

Goat Nipples

1. nipples in which cover the majority of the boob. dude, i got the girl's shirt off in 2 minutes. then i realized she had goat nipp..

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