Bed Karate

What is Bed Karate?

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

See sheets, bed, kicking, insomnia

J.r.o.t.c.

1. A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist..

Lipsticky

1. Colored lips that last all day Tina has lipsticky lips today. See Monique..

Knucklefucker

1. A man who masterbates John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep. See Dan..

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