Bed Pirate

What is Bed Pirate?

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.

The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.

Humonmahballs

1. Hum On my balls That bitch was talking all types of crazy whack shit, so I told her to humonmahballs..

Van Gogh

1. To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty ..

Zurla

1. a charming young man with amazing looks. he is such a zurla. I would like to do things to him See zurilla, zurla, hottie, sexy, charmi..

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