Bed Pirate

What is Bed Pirate?

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.

The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.

Jackin The Beanstalk

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Ghetto Gank

1. to gank or steal something, in a ghetto manner. i put ma hood up, ran up to dat ho, and dun ghetto ganked all of her weed, and a couple..

Freight Trained

1. feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap my girlfriend just dumped..

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