Bedtime Blunder

What is Bedtime Blunder?


1.

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

See masturbation, blunder, roommate, bunk beds, rubbing one out


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