What is Beef Witted Apple John?
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One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.
"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
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A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.
Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
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1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
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<noun> an attractive female
"Look at that mooglaboob!"
See fittie, totty, hottie, munter, minger..