What is Beef Witted Apple John?
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One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.
"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
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A guy's cum after he masterbates. Yup.
Oh shit. I got yahtzee sauce on my bed sheets.
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1. verb; Deep kissing involving your tongues.
2. verb; Mutual Tongue Massaging.
also spit swapping , frenching, tonsil hockey
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