What is Beefy Lover?
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a fat rather chubbacious person that resembles a ring doughnut- usually found sat on a bench of their own (which is beginning to collapse) nibbling at aimless pieces of food- even off the floor. their pockets bulge with excess food and its hard to have a natural conversation due to the crumbs they spit out of their mouth *cough* flo
"OI BEEFY LOVER- what you lookin at? you wanna eat me too?"
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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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A lot of food. Variation on the phrase "i could eat a horse between two matresses"
I could eat a scabby horse..
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Reference to a woman who gives good head.
Shiela is a serious mouth miner of my groin oil!
See snake charmer, suckstress, cum dumpster..