Beer Dick

What is Beer Dick?


1.

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection

"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."

See hard-on, limp dick

2.

Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.

Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.

See beer dick, erection, hardon, rager

3.

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

See tnt

4.

to force one to sclice off one of their extremeties, namely their dick, and fill it with beer to the point of erection, at which point the "beer dick" is inserted into the victim's rectal passageway

if rabone doesn't bone rabeen's girlfriend he's gonna get beer dicked


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