What is Mooseknuckle?
1.
Canadian Word to describe a man whose pants are so tight that his 'package' stand out or bulge.
Dude, that dudes pants are so tight he's got a mooseknuckle. What an fagmaster that guy is.
2.
Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of meaty mudflaps upon introduction of fabric to the crotch of your typical 'split-tail'. Actually very common in the Midwest, most likely to be found at your local club on 80's Night.
Holy shit man, I bet that chick's Mooseknuckle chokes like a boa constrictor.
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3.
The appearance of beef curtains on the outside of a ladies britches. Cause by tight pants and a super fat pussy.
Lookit the mooseknuckle on that cum chuggin' gutter slut.
4.
camel toe on a fat women
bro u see the mooseknuckle on dat bitch
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5.
When a large cranky woman wears red velvet pants at Christmas that are too tight and they reveal whats hiding underneath.
Did you see Theresa Petner's mooseknuckle?
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6.
Another slang terminalogy refering to a 'Camel Toe".
When a female is wearing tight clothing revealing the outline of her labial lips. Please refer to split hoof
"Damn, that girl has some serious mooseknuckle action going on."
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7.
vaginal weggie; see also ninja boot and camel toe
Don't feed the mooseknuckle.
