Beer Goggles

What is Beer Goggles?


1.

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

2.

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

Speaks for itself. Can also pertain to a Butterface

3.

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.

"Eww - you went home with her?"

"I was wearing beer goggles."

4.

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

5.

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

"What? You fancy that!?! You must be wearing beer goggles".

See cider visor, uti, munter, garthy

6.

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly

You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.

7.

the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.

Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.

See alcohol, remorse, ponsford


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