Beer Squirts

What is Beer Squirts?


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A bowel condition that follows a night of heavy beer drinking. Poop matter violently squirts out of the butt in a liquid form. Could be caused from all the carbonation in beer.

Dude, I have a nasty case of the beer squirts sorry I can't go out drinking again.

See diarrhea, poop, beer, flowers, toilet


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