Beeriod Edit Meaning

1.

Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains

Christ, I have got some serious beeriod pains right now.

I neet to go and have my beeriod...

See beeriod, period, alcohol, shits

2.

The runny, really smelly shit you take after a hard night's boozing.

"Oh man, I just took the worse dump. I think I'm on my beeriod."

See poo, shit, beer, alcohol, toilet, loo, john

3.

beeriod (n). Weekly malady suffered by

men after a night on the pop.

Symptons include headache, moodyness and a

bloated stomach.

"Leave me alone,

woman, my beeriod started this morning."

See C

4.

A beeriod is the liquid-like crap you take the morning after a heavy nights drinking. The cause of the beeriod can usually be identified as the consumption of a lot of cheap larger.

The odour released when having ones beeriod is potent and unpleasant, to avoid side effects such as regurgitation or gagging, it is advisable to carry a can of air-freshener for the duration of the beeriod to use at ones discretion. It is customary to inform ones flatmates that one has had ones beeriod so they too can avoid the fallout.

A-Wheres George? B-Oh he's just having his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.

OR

A-George didn't look well this morning. B-It's OK he's just on his beeriod. He drank a lot of cheap larger last night.

See beer shits, beer squirts, ring of fire

5.

the laying down of the big crap after a night of drinking.

guy wakes up in the morning after a night out.

then says, "dude, im just gunna for my beeriod"

See beer, crap, toilet, night out, town

6.

Debilitating affliction following a major night of revelry on the sauce, characterised by feelings of depression and melancholy. These symptoms often accompanied by guilt, listlessness, inertia and hot liquid shitting.

I'm so miserable, I got absolutely cunted at that wedding and am now experiencing a horrendous Beeriod

See beer, drink, drunk, morning after, hangover, misery

7.

A "Beeriod" is what you call the period of time when you and the group of friends you are with are finishing drinks at the same time.

"I need another drink" says the man. "So do we" replies the group of friends. "We must be getting our beeriod" says the man.

See period, phenomenon, drinking