What is Beertard?
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Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.
Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.
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2.
Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.
Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.
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Random Words:
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To Chedda Chize another male on both his bosoms. The desired effect is to lift said person off the ground.
Person one: So i was running..