Beertard

What is Beertard?

Drinking beer to the point that it dimishes your cognitive abilities.

Jimmy is a wicked cool whiskeysaurus and were a couple of beertards overhere.

See blotto, sober, drunk

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

See beer, retard, taste, flavor, brewing, ale, brew

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