What is Bejabbers?
1.
An exclamation used to describe a state of shock or surprise.
Bejabbers! The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy is trying to invade our castle!
2.
Stuffing or tar. That which is knocked out of someone in a good, sound beating.
You say "John Kerry will never raise my taxes" again, and I'll wallop the bejabbers out of you.
3.
A term used only in a moment of extreme excitement such as the first time you receive head. Very often used after the raging jot is performed.
Jill: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
John: This is amazing!
John: Bejabbers!
Jill: You're done already!
John: Shut up Bitch!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYYYYAAAAAAAAAH!
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