What is Belgian Pretzel?
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A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.
When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.
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