What is Bell-out?
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(Short for BELL-OUT-OF-ORDER)
A clitoris which is flaccid, somnolent and inactive and fails to respond to any form of manipulation. A DOOR-BELL which does not DING-DING.
"Doctor, I've got a BELL-OUT: I press it, pull it, twist it and rub it, but nothing happens. I'm really fed up. I think I deserve better than this. My sister Pearl gets an instant reaction from hers. What's wrong with me?"
"I'm not sure I quite understand you, Mrs C. What are we talking about here?
"It's FRONT-DOOR trouble, Doctor - a BELL-OUT. It doesn't go DING-DING!"
"Ah, now, I'll just look it up in the URBAN DICTIONARY. While I'm doing that, just take your knickers off as usual and lie down on the couch. Now then, let's see....."
See sleepy , Persson
"Doctor, I've got a BELL-OUT: I press it, pull it, twist it and rub it, but nothing happens. I'm really fed up. I think I deserve better than this. My sister Pearl gets an instant reaction from hers. What's wrong with me?"
"I'm not sure I quite understand you, Mrs C. What are we talking about here?
"It's FRONT-DOOR trouble, Doctor - a BELL-OUT. It doesn't go DING-DING!"
"Ah, now, I'll just look it up in the URBAN DICTIONARY. While I'm doing that, just take your knickers off as usual and lie down on the couch. Now then, let's see....."
