Bel-schplork

What is Bel-schplork?

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

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