Belvado

What is Belvado?

A large African ruminant with a very long neck and long legs. It usually tips easily, is not steady, and is often somewhat drunk.

Mark: Damn dude, did you see that fine Belvado walk by?

Alex: Yeah bro, I'd like to tap that somewhat drunk and tipsy long-legged piece of ass.

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