What is Benedict Xvi?
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The new German Pope. Looks like the evil guy in the cloak from the star wars movies that shoots lightning from his fingers. Coincidence? I think not!
Person 1: That guys look very familiar.
Person 2: The guy from star wars who shoots lightning from his fingers?
Person 1: Oh yea your right!
Pope Benedict XVI: The darkside is strong withing you!
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Formerly known as Joseph Ratzinger, Benedict XVI was elected as the 265th
Benedict XVI has succeeded John Paul II.
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The reigning Dark Lord of the Sith. Succeeded Darth John Paul in 2005 ABY.
He advocates a return to the true teachings of the Sith religion : mind control and galactic conquest.
He is in frequent conflict with a separatist movement of the Sith Order (Islam).
Based in Korriban, also known as "Rome".
Benedict XVI : Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy. And we shall have peeeeeeace.
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a potentially good pope who idiots, quite idiotically name a "nazi", clearly not knowing the facts about the nazi regime.
"the new pope is a nazi"
"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."
"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"
"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
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(As of 2007) current occupant of the Throne of Peter. Talks a fair amount about gays in rather shrill tones. Likes to hide behind other powerful men before coming into the limelight, as he did as the author of many of Karol Wojtyla's bulls. Really has a fabulous wardrobe. Last seen slinking around St. Peter's in a pair of ruby slippers, just like Judy. Has a birth name meaning rat-catcher, good job he got his current post so he can shed that skin and emerge from his chryalis transformed into a beautiful butterfly. Most beloved closet queen on the planet. After all, he may come from the backwoods of Deutschland, but deep down he knows, there's no place like Rome, there's no place like Rome (click click) there's no place like Rome.
Benedict XVI, I've got your number.
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Benedict XVI: only the latest gay man to play the part of Pope.
Displays common symptoms of the closeted homosexual, namely rabid homophobia.
That Benedict XVI? HELLO, flamer or what?
Few hail Mary as earnestly as Benedict XVI.
Have you SEEN the way Benedict XVI walks? Talks? Genuflects?
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Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.
On your knees, you dirty little pig.
