Benitez

What is Benitez?


1.

A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.

"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."

See benitez, armando, blame

2.

To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"

See everton, liverpool, moyes, benitez

3.

A hairstyle with over 80% receeding hairline, such that the man looks half bald, if it were not for a 'tuft' of hair in the centre.

Made famous by Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

Gary, that guy has a Benitez too.


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