What is Benitez?
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A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.
"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."
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To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.
"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"
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3.
A hairstyle with over 80% receeding hairline, such that the man looks half bald, if it were not for a 'tuft' of hair in the centre.
Made famous by Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.
Gary, that guy has a Benitez too.
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The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).
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