What is Benjamin Swanson?
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an ugly bald guy. also has zits on his head and body, who thinks he is all that, but really isn't. benjamin swanson is also very annoying to have a decent conversation with, as his sarcasm is such a turn off. he also has a small penis and doesnt know how to use it. definitely not a guy to waste your time on.
yuck... look at that benjamin swanson. i hope i never meet a guy like that in my life.
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