What is Zelko?
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The drink of choice for kids in the College Park area. Around $10 a handle for some of the most quality (sike sike) vodka you'll find. In reality, its the penny-pincher's choice of drink. Popular for pregaming and mixing with jungle juice.
Yo man, lets go get 2 handles of Zelko and invite some bitties over before we hit up the bars.
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