Bent Bert

What is Bent Bert?

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

Jobby=bobbley

1. swedish dance usually performed as a mating ritual before anal sex your getting nothing until you do the jobby-bobbley See maria..

1. (adjective) hard or erect as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up. See Jake 2. Sexually penetrating another person, usually ..

Crimeny

1. Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake" (alternate definition for "criminy"). Crimeny, thats not a tea bag! See ..

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