What is Benzino?
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(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.
Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!
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I 48 yer old rapper who called out Shady Records and lost all of his dignitiy
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old gay ass motherfucker who wants to mess with shady!
dude: Did you see benzino's clip on mtv
other dude: No
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A fake ass wanksta who claims to be from boston which he makes the hoods in boston look bad
neva poped nuttin
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Named used to describe a fake ass homo rap artist. Someone from Boston.
Paul: "Say James, did you see the show last night?"
James: "I sure did Paul. What was up with that homo Benzino on stage?"
Paul: "Oh, I know...he tried to grab my balls backstage James!"
James: "The nerve."
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An unknown person. The authors of websters dictionary are still trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is. Actually we only posted this here to find out if anybody knows who this person is let us know!!!!!!!
fictitous, unknown, never heard of or about
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Attention whore
Shut up, you Benzino! Nobody cares about what you have to say anymore.
