What is Bernardsville?
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A small town in somerset county with a surprisingly useful town with multiple grocery stores, eating places, and just random shit. Home to the crappiest movie theatre. Ever. The train station will usually have multiple mexicans waiting to be picked up for construction jobs, and the town is divided into two parts. The mountain is covered with some of the richest people in jersey, including 50 Cent, Mike Tyson, and Mark Ecko (the guy who bought barry bonds ball). The other half, on the other side of 202, is "little paraguay" which his full of relatively poor to middle class people. The rich people attend Delbarton, Seton Hall, Gill, or any other private school of their choice. The residents of little paraguay, and the mexicans in the apartments somehow make up one of the best public schools in NJ (who knew?). There are no jews. Absolutely none. The town is pathetic, and everyone in it knows, but we accept it and learn to love it. You know Lenny's is the best pizza around, and don't listen to anyone who has anything else to say. You like the old, drunk-filled station restaurant instead of the new high class one. The Bernards inn is the most expensive place to eat. You've never gone, and your parents go only for the most important occasions. The new starbucks is sick, but port city java was better. You know bagel bin is where early morning breakfast is at, or anytime you're feeling a bacon, egg, and cheese. People migrate from harding, basking ridge, and bedminster to shop in bernardsville, although they hate to admit what a ghetto ass town it is. The bernardsville food store. Haha. Anyway, that's bernardsville, and although we're mostly rich and spoiled you know its where its at.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Bernardsville
Person 1: Oh you're spoiled. And rich.
Person 2: Yeah, but my town is the shit. And so am I.
Person 1: Truth.
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A small New Jersey town split between rich snobs with spooled rich ass kids, hard working middle class with stupid stoner kids, and illegal immigrants who work harder than everyone and live 20 to an apartment. One side of town is mansions, the other side is NORMAL houses (Little Italy or Little Paragua). The town is run by assholes and rich pricks who only look out for themselves. In other words a great place to live!!!
In Bernardsville, if you crash your Lexus and mommy and daddy buy you a Mercedes!!!
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The sister town of Basking Ridge, Bernardsville was once a part of Basking Ridge but then separated into it's own town with it's own high school and is essentially Basking Ridge but ten times more trashy and not as rich.
Student: "I was reading some slangdefine entries about bernardsville and they kept saying they were rich and classy. I guess we can add delusional to the list of things to describe coketown."
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A divided town. Cut in half by US 202, one half is a Puerto Rican ghetto, and the other half consists of rolling hills and the homes of some of the richest and most famous people in the country. Everyone from the puerto rican side goes to the local high school, which is overrun with drugs and dirty sex. All the girls who go there are sluts, every single on of them. They guys, they jsut take advantage of their opportunity. Ironically it is top 25 in the state of NJ high schools. People from on top of the hills attend the abundant prep schools which are scattered throughout north Jersey.
Columbia University: rich school in Harlem
