What is Berndtalert?
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Easily excited, 27 year old who uses peanutbutter to orally pleasure himself with a dogs mouth. Who will frequently eat out thai tranny's
a.k.a. Sgt berndtalert berndtalertberndtalert, berndtalert berndtalert don't do that to my dog.
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Subtly adding the fact that you have a girlfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The fir..