What is Bethan?
1.
She's a very nice person. And will one day marry jonny depp, (but must share him with her friends carys and anwen) Bethan's favourite food is chocolate, she likes it hot, cold whatever, one day i even heard her saying she took a bath in it! (NOT) If you don't know a bethan, you definately should!
let's make a monument to commemrate our friend bethan, obviously it should be made out of chocolate!
2.
Bethan is absolutely lovely. She r0x0rs. Bethan likes paracetamol. Anyone who comes into contact with Bethan should feel enlightened.
"Yesterday I was enlightened. I met Bethan."
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3.
Bethan is me, go me!
I am a Bethan and i rock
4.
Bethan is an inocent looking girl who, whithout meaning it, leads all her male friends into her trap where she plays with there hearts and then tosses them out with nothing to show for it but a broken heart.
also Bethan is believes herself to be greatly missunderstood and different when really Bethan's just attention seeking.
also Bethan changes her mind about who she fancies about every 2 days,
Bethan is pesimistic
Bethan is big headed
Bethan takes everything the rong way
Bethan says blonde stuff alot
"no i don't fancy him anymore, i did a bethan"
"I'm not looking for anybody right now, or am i thinking bethanlike?"
"omg that is such a bethan thing to say"
5.
The best flatmate in the world ever, headbutt that can kill ;o)
To "do a Beth" take forever to get ready
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6.
A lovely long blonde haired gullible idiot. She also tends to go a bit OTT and exagerate what she's feeling. Loveable all the same
Also worries about not getting a moterbike while drunk. Cannot catch rasberry archers in her mouth.
Is not a hippy
"Bethans so silly" *slaps*
"Awww i love bethan"
"Bethan it's quiet time"
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7.
Untrustworthy dangerous girl. She is suspiciously cute, but never to be trusted. One moment she is doscile, the next she is biting, scratching, or otherwise fussing.
Proffesses to be queen of the universe, but has been seen wearing a princess shirt. Claims it is a very old shirt.
Likes baths, chewies, beer, and pickles. Also fond of ice-packs.
Often hungry.
Ohh no! It's the Bethan!
The Bethan likes, therefore I like it.
The Bethan just gave you a dirty look!