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A stripper's putrid smelling squish mitten that causes you to vomit the instant you catch a whiff. Abortion scars are a must. Bonus..
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popular nickname for Ontario, a landlocked midwestern province of Canada.
Also the name of a video magazine: onterrible
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The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as..