Bewildering Edit Meaning

1. The concept of first converting a voicemail to text and then summarizing that text well enough to be able to fit on a text message. So ..

1. A fairy that sneaks in your window late at night after you've lost a tooth, and instead of placing a quarter, places a small ziploc..

1. The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often ..