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A measure of how drunk you or someone/thing else is on a 1-10 scale.
Yeah, I'd bone Jenna Bush.  Oh shit, I must be at about an 8 .. 
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noun. a beam of light.
The laser emitted a zizzelstick, blinding passers-by instantly.
See light, beam, stick, blind, vomit..