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When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.
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When you dress like a clown, smile, and put on a glove, then give it to a kid. You gave him a "happy clown glove"
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To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.
John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & ..