What is Bible Beltee?
A member of the bible belt.
One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.
Praaaaaise the Lord ! For he shall give y'all bible beltees a new jerUSAlem !